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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by big vern, May 24, 2023.

  1. big vern

    big vern Well-Known Member

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    I do try and inject a little humour into your otherwise dull existence.
     
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    AlRawdah Well-Known Member

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    When?
     
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    Idi Amin Well-Known Member

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    One word...

    slubberdegullion
     
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  5. big vern

    big vern Well-Known Member

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  6. big vern

    big vern Well-Known Member

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    Thanks Orange. You are a pal. Since I got to know you I now always look out for the Rochdale results.
     
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    Real ale tiger Well-Known Member

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    Haha took you a while to think that one up vern. Lonely life in that attic bedroom i bet eh
     
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    Vern’s antics are far funnier than the ****e puns on this forum.
     
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    Didn't know you were big on the antic scene Vern?

    Any ming vases?
     
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  10. Sumatran_Tiger

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    Vern is confined to the basement. His mum has to go down there once a week to change his sheets. She wears a hazmat suit
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    True and Harmless !
     
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  12. big vern

    big vern Well-Known Member

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    Real ale Tiger sounds a bit of a wag. A real keyboard warrior.
     
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  13. Gone For A Walk

    Gone For A Walk Well-Known Member

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    Crap post that
     
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  14. big vern

    big vern Well-Known Member

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    Just being watching the play off final and there were some seriously attractive women in the Barnsley end.
     
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  15. Sumatran_Tiger

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    I never thought I'd see those words combined in a sentence
     
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    Yes a tidy bit of Barnsley gusset Vernon.
     
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  17. Sumatran_Tiger

    Sumatran_Tiger Well-Known Member

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    You are big vern's our kid and I claim my £5
     
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    Or a full moon!
     
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    I have just returned from a few days in Alicante. Whilst enjoying breakfast I noticed a brit wandering about on the beach with a metal detector. He was looking for change on the beach. I tried to engage him in conversation but he was bad mannered and rude. Not to be put off I returned to the beach later that evening while dark and made a shallow trough in the sand. I laid a soft Richard the Third in the trench and dropped in a few coppers before covering over the aforementioned turd. I took up my seat the next morning and he appeared with the metal detector. How I laughed when he detected metal and dropped to his knees to uncover the turd which was the size of King Kong's middle finger. Nothing like a bit of Karma.
     
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    Good on you Vern .
    We don't need rudeness
     
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