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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. brisbane-lion

    brisbane-lion Well-Known Member

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    I came home one day found my wife with a banana stuffed up her fanny. I said "Aw, **** me, when I eat that it's going to taste of banana"
     
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    The Lord is watching you Brissy there is no escape even in Australia, bad boy......What happens when she uses trap 2 ?:emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    fat twats two doors down making a right racket with their music, I said 'thats it I'm going round and if they start I will use my judo on them' the wife replied 'look calm down,no point throwing a wobbly'
     
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    It might be a way off but i am in the process of writing a charity single to highlight the plight of rough sleepers.... duvet know it's Christmas
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    The who have announced that after the group's last tour the bus they have used for years will be scrapped and won't be fuelled again
     
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    Oscar pistorious has been approached to advertise athlete's foot powder
     
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    A mate was going on holiday to Spain and doesn't have that much luck with the ladies and asked what he could do to improve his chances, I said 'when you've got your Speedos on pop a couple of jersey royals into them you'll be amazed at the glances from the ladies and should be onto a winner oh and take a couple of pictures and show me when you're back'.....on returning I said ' well all systems go then'...not really he replied and showed me the pictures I said FFS you where supposed to put them in the front '
     
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    I asked a lady if I could stroke her hair. She said i could, so I ran my finger across her top lip. The nurses in A&E can be so cruel sometimes.
     
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