I started doing some impressions of old TV detectives in the pub last night. Telly Savalas aka Kojak, “Who loves ya baby?” Peter Falk aka Colombo, "Just one more thing.” Humphrey Bogart, “Play it again Sam.” After a couple of others I noticed a young lady taking a lot of interest and asked her, “Would you like to see my Dick Tracy?” She said, “Yes please, but my names not Tracy!”
The wife went to watch a local women's football match and when she came home she said 'they're not really that good'.... I replied 'ooh, why'... she said 'the ball went into someone's garden right near the end and a little boy kicked it back, he got man of the match'
When making a cup of tea for the wife, I shouted from the kitchen "Do you want a Kit Kat Chunky ?" Don't remember much after that !.........
