A mate of mine is a keen golfer and he looked a bit down after a round versus a rival member, I asked 'i take it that you lost the game'.....he said 'on the final hole it all went to pieces, I hit a bad shot a marc Bolan...'a what shot' I said....'a Bolan,looked great till it hit the tree' he replied
Stare at the 3 coloured dots on her nose for 30 seconds with out blinking, then look up to the ceiling and blink quickly to see the girl in colour
‘Mummy do all fairy tales start with ‘Once upon a time’ ‘No some start with ‘If elected, I promise...’
Please remember a doggy is not just for Christmas. ...Its a f*cking great position all the year round!!
Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer. One of the guys says to his buddy, “Man, you really look tired.” His buddy says, “Dude, I'm exhausted. My girlfriend wants sex all the time, three, four, even six times a night, every night. She wakes me up at all hours. I just don't know what to do.” A fellow about 70, sitting a couple of stools down overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says... “Marry her. That'll put a stop to that nonsense! "
