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  1. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Anyone read the story bout the attention seeking harlot

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3418377/Newcastle-United-striker-Nile-Ranger-in-clear.html

    A GIRL has dropped a claim that she was attacked by Premier League star Nile Ranger.
    Chelsea McIntosh, 18, posted a Facebook photo showing what appeared to be blood on her face.

    She told online pals the Newcastle United striker, 19, "smacked me in the head" at a city nightclub and claimed she needed eight stitches.

    But cops checked CCTV footage and could find no evidence of an assault. She then withdrew the complaint.

    Police said Chelsea now "accepted that no assault had taken place".
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Feb 19, 2011
  2. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Tryng to get her moment of fame!

    It doesn't matter if she ruins someones reputation in the process though.
     
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  3. Sultan Of Swing

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    I find it funny how she picks Ranger as her attacker, if she was really thick she would have chosen someone like Coloccini...
    Ha! Imagine that...

    Young girl claims to have been assaulted by Newcastle defender Fabricio Coloccini.
    Seventeen year-old Justine Bieber posted a picture of herself on facebook with what appeared to be a long curly hair on the side of ger face...







    Go on lads, who do you think would be the last player ever to be accused of attacking someone ;)?
     
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  4. Mod Face

    Mod Face Well-Known Member

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    Sick of tramps trying to pull this one! Counter-sue the bitch!
     
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  5. _Rep_

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    Can anyone tell me why "GIRL" is in all capital letters in the article like it is a shock? Is there something they aren't telling about Ranger?!?!
     
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  6. Leon Bessi

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    You could say she needs a loan after being sued by ranger.
    gettit?
    hur hur hur
     
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    Leon Bessi, Feb 19, 2011
  7. Mod Face

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    It's about being punched so male on female isn't the 'norm'.
     
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  8. calamity_slim

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    why is it that it only evers seems to be toon players that are dragged through the papers for stuff like this. There must be harlots right across the country that are pulling this stuff, yet the cockney rags only ever report on the north east!!!!
     
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  9. my name is jonas

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    Blame Tweedy, she started it with poor innocent Ashley Cole
     
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  10. Tomski

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    Attention-seeking cow should have been done for wasting Police time!
     
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    Tomski, Feb 19, 2011

  11. Colly NUFC

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    To be fair, Coloccini could probably get off the charges if it were a 20 something rather than a 17 year old on the 'Have you not heard my song?!?' defense. Wonder if any Geordie husband would allow his wife to prosecute...
     
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  12. Tiggyrimana

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    Colly if I had one, I would not
     
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  13. Colly NUFC

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    I got married in September and I take great pride in telling her I only did it so I could sing along with more conviction...

    She's less than impressed.
     
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  14. Smudger

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    Was this meant to be last night? He put on twitter he was going back to London for the weekend. (Or at least thats our best estimate, not the clearest typer is wor Nile.)
     
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  15. Heavy Metal Toon

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    The annoying thing is, that if this sort of assault was by a female footballer on a man, everyone would just be like "hahaahaa you can't take a hit from a lass? get over it and take it like a man you pussy".
     
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  16. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Then applaud her for slapping him
     
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  17. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Bitch probably smacked herself in the face just to get some attention.

    :(
     
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  18. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    lol I brought this up in a tongue-in-cheek way in the middle of a Language In The Media seminar...One lad laughed, the rest (mostly girls) looked like I'd just shat on their shoes!

    It's right though, equality can never exist, 'cause there'll always be double standards and someone will always get screwed, whether it's gender, race or creed!
     
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  19. GrumpyTooth

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    jonas attacks a young woman who's name was Mary-Jane she woke up with white stuff on her face!!
     
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  20. iToons

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    I would have hit her too for them god awful fake eyebrows... ugh.
     
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