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  1. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco Active Member

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    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco, Feb 19, 2011
  2. Heavy Metal Toon

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    He's.... breakable...
     
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  3. skalpel

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    Thanks for that mild heart attack.
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    What they didn't say was that it didn't happen during the game, but in the Car Park when he was going to get the Club coach on the way home and slipped and a steamroller ran over it.

    Alas, they couldn't save the steamroller.
     
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  5. Sanchin0

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    He better play, we NEED him for that game so much!

    Holden and Mark Davies will have a field day with Nolan and Guthrie in the midfield, we'll get technically outclassed in the midfield battle!
     
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  6. Smudger

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    Relax, it happened when he was spinning the earth on his finger like a basketball, not some poxy "football injury" ;)
     
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    No doubt he can heal it himself.
     
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  8. Colly NUFC

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    I saw the 'minor hand injury' line and started to worry, since I expect Tiote to be like the black knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I was picturing him with a missing hand shrugging it off as a flesh wound.
     
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  9. Son of a pitch

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Spiderman-Mask

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    Tiote challenged Zeus to turn his hand into dust, all he could manage was a mild hand injury
     
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  11. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    I heard he's wrapped it up in the Turin Shroud
     
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  12. Cal.

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    They lie. Not even lonsdaleite could damage Tioté, this is just a ruse to make the opposition believe he is human.
     
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  13. Nile Aint Arfa Nutter

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    wow my heart rate definately rose too much there !!<doh>
     
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  14. TheLittleGeordie

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    a broken neck couldn't keep him out never mind a 'minor hand fracture'
     
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    Clearly punched himself in the face
     
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  16. Arfa's Left Foot

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    That's class! It's still recovering for the weekend too.
     
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    There was another big bang about to happen and destroy the cosmos. He put his finger in the black hole like the Dutch boy and the dyke.
     
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  18. MrToontastic

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    I heard it was a repetative ****ing distress fracture because since 'that match' he's watched 'that goal' over and over.

    P.S. 'That match' and 'that goal' should be copyrighted around the world to mean Tiote's 1st goal for Newcastle and in the EPL and Newcastle's 4th against Arsenal in the greatest ever comeback the world has ever seen!
     
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    i heard he played a game of 'knuckles' with wolverine.
     
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  20. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Is that why they're not making an Xmen 4?
     
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