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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Jacqueline and her husband Mark went for counselling.
    When asked to describe her problems, Jacqueline went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 30 years they had been together.
    She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unfulfilled needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
    Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking Jacqueline to stand, tore open her blouse with buttons flying everywhere, ripped her Bra off, starts tongue kissing while he embraces her, then puts his hands on her breasts fondled them, and kissed them passionately. A side glance at her husband he then puts his hand up her skirt rips her G-String off and fondles her wildly while her husband Mark watched with a raised eyebrows and mouth wide open.
    Jacqueline flushed, try’s to cover herself with the torn blouse, and quietly sat down as though in a total daze.
    The therapist turned to Mark and said, now do you understand? 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week! Can you do this?'
    Mark thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.
     
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  2. Smug in Boots

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    My girlfriend is coming round this morning ...

    ... where the f**k are Amazon with my chloroform! :bandit:
     
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    What do you call a woman who gets in crowds then starts pushing and shoving ...

    ... Jocelyn <laugh>
     
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    Can't believe he done that, that's half a pint of Guinness he's just lost.
    Blokes a loon.
     
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