Roly Hardcastle (yes, the lead singer of Brumbeat pioneers Cold Crumpet) called me up to tell me he has the clap. What are you supposed to say to that?
Heather Langsdale from East Harling, reassured me she's invented a magnetic dart board that's used in the best pubs in Diss. It's all rigged
Made a succulent roast pork shoulder joint on Sunday with salty crackling, cracked one of my bicupsids on that choice. It's cheaper to hire a private jet to Russia for dental treatment, than to get it done on the N.H.S VOTE
Marjorie Margaret Margestone, a stalwart in the naturist community. Simply refuses to remove her Hitler bikini line, out of principle & the cost of Brexit living crisis
Beccles? Pfffft. I was there the other day in Chicken 2000 The extra small Savaloy o.a.p special left something to be desired to say the least
"You just reinforced my post that he may never see any benefit from leaving the EU. I’ll ignore the COVID comments as you’re so far down that rabbit hole it’s comical. For the second point, you do realise that we will have a financial burden to the EU until possibly 2060, under the financial “divorce” settlement we agreed with them, so we will be subsidising countries that make no net contributions for many years to come" By jove I think he's finally got it
