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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    loved it <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><applause>
     
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    .Hark through yonder window creeps , someone about to commit a heinous crime, as they have no bog roll and be too tight to buy new



    Grans well pissed now




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    its there now mate
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Early Monica Lewinski?
     
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    IMG-20230510-WA0007.jpg
     
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    I offer to fill any holes shes got
     
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    Eating disorders are at an all time high at present I recently walked past a bulimia clinic and the place was heaving
     
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    well those two puppies she's got stuffed in her shirt above look well fed
     
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    • You know you"re Taliban if...
    • You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
    • You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can"t afford shoes.
    • You have more wives than teeth.
    • You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
    • You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
    • You can't think of anyone you HAVEN"T declared Jihad against.
    • You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
    • You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
    • You've often uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
    • You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
    • You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
    • You've ever had a crush on your neighbour's goat.
     
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