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    I like w*nking whilst looking at myself in the mirror.
    My driving instructor doesn't.
     
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    A young dolphin turned to his mum and said “Mum, how did you and dad meet?”
    “Son” she said “We were following a fishing boat scavenging dead fish and your dad and I collided as we went for the same dead tuna fish. He backed off and let me have the tuna, it was very gallant of him”
    “What happened next Mum”
    “We just clicked son”.
     
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    I'm delighted to announce that my wife is carrying our first child.
    He's 28 and sprained his f*cking ankle
     
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  9. Gordon Armstrong

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    An ad popped up on my 'phone saying 'hairpieces £5 each'
    That's not a bad price toupee.
     
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    'Phone alarms weren't necessary in 'the olden days' :emoticon-0100-smile
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    How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

    One, but the light bulb must really want to change.
     
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    If you didn’t hear any bad Star Wars jokes yesterday (on May the Fourth) you were looking in Alderaan places.
     
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    Why does it take 3 women with PMS to change a light bulb ?
    BECAUSE IT ****ING WELL DOES . . . . THAT'S WHY !
     
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