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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. brb

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    From all the stuff you do, I'd say elite athlete mate. <ok>
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

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    Morning. Working in a coffee shop in Brighton with my overpriced double espresso like the absolute **** I now am.
     
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  3. Gessa

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    I was thinking that was the least likely, the drinking counter acts it :biggrin:

    Mind I've cut down a fair bit this last month
     
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    the booze is a heart condition waiting to happen tbf….id say stay away from it dude and you be fine the odd one here and there not a problem but session drinking is a major issue as I know from experience living in the south wales valleys
     
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  5. brb

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    The hospital will say it's the drinking even if it's not. <laugh>

    Last time I was in hospital, my oxygen levels were low, the nurse looking after my oxygen levels goes to me you've been smoking haven't you?

    Pissed me right off, I haven't smoked for over 3 years.
     
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    Am I the only healthy fkr on yuh lol….reminds me of this show

     
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    Yeah, the easy way out.
    Doc's just phoned all my bloods have come back normal, cholesterol down 0.2 pts since last time, so all good on that front.
     
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    Bastard.
    I had you on the celebrity death list.
    Oh well. Glad you’re not dying, I guess. :rolleyes:
     
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    <laugh> thanks....I think
     
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    Dartmoor crew

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  12. PINKIE

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    Spooning keeps you warm.
     
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    Thanks mate. It was a cracking few days out in the wild <ok>
     
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    Or a wild few day in the crack
     
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    Can't remember the last time I had a pint of Abbot, bag of dry roast too.

    **** knows what's happened to that photo
     
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    Gessa deffo in some suspect ****ing place to be photoshopping out the whole fukin thing<laugh>

    Human trafficking auction i reckon :bandit:
     
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    not all mate below is a copy of one of my posts on our board

    Had a district Nurse out today doing a follow up visit from Saturday when i realised i had the start of a pressure sore. She asked about my weight and i said i was trying to put some on as i was clearly too thin. She promptly suggested a Big Mac and chocolate milkshake .She correctly interpreted my vomiting impersonation as not being a fan of that particular dining company so started suggesting chocolate, adding cream to things ,ladling jam on stuff and most importantly avoid anything listed as low fat.
    Not the normal advice you hear these days but i must do as i'm told barring the extremes of McD :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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