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    THE PASTOR'S NEW FALSE TEETH
    A Pastor goes to the dentist for a new set of false teeth.
    The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he preaches for only eight minutes.
    The second Sunday, he preaches for only ten minutes.
    The following Sunday, he preaches and talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation finally had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit, and they asked him what happened.
    The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than eight minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than ten minutes. The third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up.
     
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    Once again Mable came out of the shop and thought "Of feck . . . . I forgot about that pie in the oven"
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    Brilliant.
     
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    Has any scientific research ever been done to find out why hurricanes always arrive in alphabetical order :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Just added my wife to the sex offenders register.
    Every time i ask for sex, She gets offended.
     
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    What do you call a girl you'll be seeing on Wednesday ...

    ... Tamara.
     
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    I'm absolutely knackered from my French self-defence class last night..
    I've never run so far in all my life!
     
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