Match Day Thread Saints v Cherries 27 April 19.45

We're as impotent as a an octogenarian with brewer's droop....

 

Please, please can we go to really dull football next season and get someone with a plan to get us promoted. I hate to say it, but would take Allardyce or Warnock to impact some steel, character and organisation in this ****e team. These upcoming new managers are ****ing awful

 

Apropos of nothing. How is Godders doing? Anyone know?

 

Looks like Everton might be going down with us

 

I resent that and I’m only 73.

 

Are they bringing their dug outs with them?

 

An octogenarian with brewer’s droop went to the pharmacy and said can I get four Viagra tablets? Also can you cut them into 4 pieces each?

The pharmacist said, they won’t do much for you like that!

I don’t want sex at my age! Replied the octogenarian. I just want it to stick out far enough that I can stop dribbling on my shoes.

 

Sad but true.

 

As someone who never remotely wanted Selles in the first place I feel highly vindicated.

As a Saints supporter I feel completely ****ing miserable.

We had everything to fight for in January and the board took the cheap option because of one ****ing win and good vibes. And look where we are now. Just abysmal. They’ve ****ed up so badly that it will take a miracle for anyone to even be hoping for a good season in the championship too.

 

Anyone could see towards the end of Ralph’s tenure that we needed man-management. Not stats, not trendy philosophy. We needed a manager first, above factors like whether they use a high press. The board just didn’t get it, and still don’t.

 

Two shots on target, in a must win game. Epic!

 

Selles is worse than Jones. Clueless ****.

 

Why are playing like one of those midtable sides with nothing left to play for?

 

Well I had fun singing "You're going down with Southampton!" at the Everton fan in the bar at least.

 

Imagine a world where AMN did anything with any sense of urgency. A cross would be a good start.

 

Jones at least had a game plan, however poor to watch it was


Selles appears to have no plan

 

Keeping Ralph in place was the first of a whole series of dreadful management decisions that have cost us dear

 

This is it. Last time, we were still in with a chance on the final day. Going down with a whimper is indicative of a much deeper malaise.

 

Someone scored. I'm on my way home. Heard the cheers.

 

Chele! Or maybe not. Offside by 3mm.

 

Imagine we had played with the urgency we have shown in the last three minutes the whole game?