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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Goals Isak scores.

    He could be a legend for us.

    bargain.
     
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  2. G4rdToonArmy

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    £60m and he's showing he's worth the outlay. Be really interesting to see if he can lead a European/Cup charge for us next season.

    Can't wait to see who the next few through the door are now and his arrival and performances so far will show players here there's an exciting project to get involved with which could be priceless! Think most agree we are 4 players away from a really good squad with two starting XI's that can compete in all games.
     
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    Constructed from *** ash though, don't forget.
     
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    He scored more goals in two minutes yesterday than Richarlison has scored all season…virtually the same transfer fee save for a few million which is basically pocket/sofa change for us now!
     
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    He'll get injured soon
     
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    Technically one of the best strikers in the world. And we have him.
     
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    He's a hellishly good player. If he stays fit, we achieve.
    Every game for him is an opportunity to stick the ball in the net. Doubt he'd be overawed at any ground he plays at - he's at that level of class.
    Hopefully he stays happy here, as the big lads the world over will want him in their side.
     
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    0.8 per game

    Hmmm, is it:

    a) The average number of beers Chippy actually pays for each match day?

    b) The average number of miles per hour Trev walks from the pub to the stadium?

    c) The number of minutes Hung can go before telling a random stranger that he is famous?

    d) The number of man-sized boxes of Kleenex tissues that Tash gets through per match?

     
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  9. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    It's how often I post at the moment!
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    Don't exaggerate.
     
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