Match Day Thread Premier League, Cups & Euro Watch

I was granted access to the Spurs dressing room for their pre match team talk. It went as below:-

" Right lads, in recent games we have preformed well and then gone all Spursy and thrown the game away. So today we are using a new tactic to confuse the opposition, we are going all Spursy from the off! Now go out there and show the country what true Spursy looks like"

 

Newcastle 4-0 now, Spurs are a shambles

 

Newcastle 4:0 Tottenham.

 

See?

 

Newcastle 5-0 now, where will it end

 

Now 5:0 Going to be cricket score.

 

My hope for a draw here is starting to look a bit shaky.

 

Could be a new record here.
What an odd, odd season

 

Opens fifth up I suppose

 

spurs going full spurs.

5th is ours for the taking.

 

Lloris showing what a bang average keeper he is. 3 of those he should be stopping.

 

Brighton might beg to differ.

 

I doubt Spurs will be this bad when they come to Anfield, we can always hope they do though

 

They've hooked him now because his pride or something is injured.

 

Back on now.

 

**** em.

 

Tottenham have Manchester United next at home,and then Liverpool. It cannot get tougher that this.

 

Liverpool come from one down to beat Brighton 2-1 in the WSL

 

Fernandes really is a fanny.

 

awful game.

players dropping like flies and being indulged all over the place.