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  1. spirit of 73

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    Paddy started work the other day and the foreman said 'here's a fiver . . . . go and get two skirting board ladders and a glass hammer, son'
    He said 'yeah o.k. but I'm not that stupid. That'll cost much more than this fiver'
     
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    Not all heroes wear capes!

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  6. Gordon Armstrong

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  8. Gordon Armstrong

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    I once did a repair job on Cat Stevens' caravan . . . . his awning had broken !
     
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    I can only remember 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why?
     
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    It's time for this again . . . .
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    I’ve seen this show about beavers last night – best dam documentary I’ve ever seen!”
     
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    My partner took me out for a meal and said " Why don't you order something you haven't had in ages". So I asked the waitress for a shag.
     
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    Learned an interesting fact during my visit to the zoo today; The North American raccoon is the only other animal that will perform oral sex.
    The rest of the enclosures, I couldn't climb into.
     
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    Apparently St George was made a saint for having the courage to stand up to a big scary dragon...
    Fair play to the fella I tried that once and had to spend the next 6 months in the spare room!!..
     
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    Oldie but goodie
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    My half brother and I aren’t allowed to play with chainsaws any more.
     
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