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  1. Sunderpitt

    Sunderpitt Well-Known Member

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    Same here, somewhere in a cupboard/loft
     
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    go on make my day


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    A guy was walking down a street in Ireland when a man approached from behind him and stuck a knife to the the guy's throat.
    "Be you protestant or catholic", the assailant (sp?) asked.
    The guy thought "If I say I'm catholic and he's protestant, I'm a dead man. If I say I'm protestant and he's catholic, I'm a dead man."
    After a little thought, the guy said, "I'm jewish, I'M JEWISH".
    "Aha," the assailant said, "I have to be the luckiest Arab in Ireland!"
     
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    welcome to the island for divers

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    Absolutely wonderful :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    4 floodlights!
    Someone's a posh tw@t!
     
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    Yeah, I don't think I ever had them...
     
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    From an Aussie game show a few years ago

     
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  9. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    A hunter shoots himself in the genitals with his shotgun. A few hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he's approached by a doctor. "The good news is that you're gonna be ok. The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage to your knob so I'm gonna have to refer you to my sister. "Is she a plastic surgeon?" asks the hunter.
    "No." says the doctor, "She's a flute player. She'll teach you where to put your fingers so that you don't splash yourself."
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Apr 17, 2023
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    No need to hire a decorator, pet :angel:
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    Nice piece of roast ham but must get my mind out of the gutter!!

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    I made a typing mistake when trying to upload a calendar app to my phone, and ended up with a colander app.

    All that it does is drain the battery !
     
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