Ken and Simon doing a spot of heart searching

Or they are in Bates' words, whatever that's supposed to mean.

Hope this either triggers:

1. A release of funds to get a new defender/midfielder so we can shore up our backline. Or;
2. The termination of Snodin and Miller. TERMINATE THEM KEN.

Maybe even a new fitness regime would help. I just think the players have a tendency to look passionless and tired the game after an energetic, pressing performance and that's not the trait of a promotion-standard team. That said, we have been nicking late goals and do look like a squad with good togetherness, and both of those are promising signs.

 

The initial plan was to sack young Larry and replace him with a chap called Clive. He managed to persuade me Larry's approach was all wrong and his decision making was costing us matches. Having spent some time with him now however, it turns out he was a complete cock.

So Larry stays for now. Watch this space for updates.

 

Ken

What do you think of martin o'neill for next boss?

If you pull that off we should make a statue of you when we go up.

 

Martin "Wage Demands" O'Neill?

Martin "Chairmen who meddle here are doomed" O'Neill?

Not on your nelly.

 

Ont you think his wages would be worth it?

Think of it as 1 player in.

Thing of all cheap loan players you would get with him in charge.

Save £££

They will all want to come here with him here.

Don't you think?

Are you not 80 not 79 by the way or did you forget?

 

We get cheap loan players already.

MON would destroy us.

 

Still 79.

Mr O'Neill is rather expensive as well as being a bit of a poisoned chalice round these parts. Young Larry does wonders for 8 bob a week, and I get a go on his (ex)Mrs once in a while these days.

 

Mr O'Neill made some withering statements about you once upon a time, didn't he Kendo?

 

I think he did, although I'm never quite sure exactly what the man's saying, especially with that dreadful Ulster accent of his. I still doubt the quality of his vocabulary as well. I'm convinced he thinks "cretin" means lovely cuddly benevolent old man.

 

That sounds rather sinister.

 

Hasta la vista, Dusty.

 

You think they've finally decided to get some new blood in the backroom staff? Bout ****ing time.

 

The backroom staff must be useless. Which coach does defensive training for ****s sake?

 

what to piss on----great

 

Doesn't take an ounce of soul searching to see it is the leaky defence and diabolical performance of the reserve keeper that has cost us.

 

I actually think the defence has improved. I believe we had 2 clean sheets either side of the Rachubka saga.