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  1. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Smug in Boots, Apr 15, 2023
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    I ordered a leather sofa from IKEA.
    They sent me a cow with instructions on how to skin it.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Apr 15, 2023
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    A Spinach lorry! Wtf . Humans and olive oil. Some combo mind
     
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I’ve just made a new year’s resolution to be less lazy.
     
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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm Slippery customers....one of them must have been Popeye!
     
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    Brainy Dose, Apr 15, 2023
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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Well done mate, have a like.

    My inference was so subtle even I didn't get it <laugh>
     
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  7. Gordon Armstrong

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    Gordon Armstrong, Apr 15, 2023
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    the commentary is a howler i was in stiches

     
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    Makemstine Roger, Apr 15, 2023
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    Essayyeffcee, Apr 16, 2023
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    My wife and I haven't had sex for months, so I slipped something in her tea to get her excited.
    A doughnut.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Apr 16, 2023
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    I went for an interview recently, and the Personnel woman said 'Can you explain the large gap on your c.v ?'
    I said 'I fell asleep with my head on the space bar'
     
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