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  1. Aski

    Aski Well-Known Member

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    Shako celebrating Easter :emoticon-0105-wink:
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    OLOF, Apr 13, 2023
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    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    It's the joke thread ya silly old ****:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    OLOF, Apr 13, 2023
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    That’s why I posted a joke. You daft young ****
     
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    Which joke was that?
     
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    Look over your head. That’s where it went.

    stupid young fecker
     
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    2020VisionofLeeds, Apr 13, 2023
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    Sat in the pub the other day when in walks a guy dressed in all black with a whistle and looking very angry,I said ****ing hell It's going to kick off in a minute
     
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    oldschool, Apr 14, 2023
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    went for an interview recently, and the H.R. woman said 'there is quite a large gap on your c.v. can you explain that?'...i said, 'i fell asleep with my head on the space bar'
     
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    oldschool, Apr 15, 2023
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    Next door neighbour takes his pet chicken out training with him, I said 'whats the point of that mate' he replied 'havent you noticed his pecks recently '
     
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    oldschool, Apr 16, 2023
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    Arrrggghhhhh
     
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    2020VisionofLeeds, Apr 16, 2023
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    A prostitute told me I could have sex with her for the reduced rate of £10 as she didn't have a womb.
    I was intrigued, so I asked how we would do it?



    She replied, "Acwoss the woad, against those wailings . . . "
     
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    I always found that prostitutes didn't give a f*ck. <doh>
     
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    A couple down our street where getting a bit of grief a few years ago, he was an 10,000 metre runner and she was a sprinter people didn't take to mixed race couples back then
     
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    oldschool, Apr 17, 2023
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    The just stop oil protester at the snooker is being vilified by the public a bit unfairly in my opinion I mean those cheesy wotsits are a pain to open ;)
     
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    oldschool, Apr 18, 2023
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