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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. spesupersydera

    spesupersydera Well-Known Member

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    My mate sent me this - made me giggle ....

    An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
    'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
    Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
    The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
     
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  2. Ron Burguvdy

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  4. highpeak tiger

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    along with the rest of us
     
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  5. Ron Burguvdy

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    It's from his (very) private collection...
     
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  6. TwoWrights

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    More like nocturnal emissions. :emoticon-0125-mmm:



    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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  7. Sumatran_Tiger

    Sumatran_Tiger Well-Known Member

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    You mean that he'll wet the bed? Possibly
     
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  8. TwoWrights

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    I couldn't possibly comment. :emoticon-0100-smile



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  9. Chazz Rheinhold

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  10. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  11. Sumatran_Tiger

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    Two to be smoted
     
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  13. DMD

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  14. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    Egg sandwich for breakfast …

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  15. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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  17. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    It’s not mine … it’s got milk in the brew … dirty stuff, it comes out of cow’s tits.
     
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  18. FER ARK

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    Questionable, white bread!
    Not good for you.
     
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  19. rovertiger

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  20. tigerscanada

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    Forgot the camouflage paint!! :emoticon-0105-wink:

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