A man with a little head walked into a bar and ordered a drink The bartender served his drink and said How did you get the small head I was shipwrecked on an island with only beautiful women He replied I had sex with them all Except their leader who was the most beautiful of them all She was also a witch One day she said to me I will grant you one wish I said I would like to have sex with her Unfortunately I can’t do that Would you like anything else I replied How about a little head