1) How much cash do you have in your wallet/purse? €29 2) Do you personally know anyone called Dean? Yes 3) Have you ever visited Yeovil? No 4) Can you play any instruments? Yes, the triangle. 5) Should a criminal's ghost be remanded in ghost prison? No 6) What's your favourite pie filling? Steak and kidney 7) Would you tile my bathroom for £350 plus lunch? Yes 8) Have you ever tried heroin? No 9) Should Barrymore be allowed to bring back Strike It Lucky? No 10) Sum up this thread in one word. Gay
you ****ing pauper! Only €29, I have €30! Why the **** would you spoil a steak pie by putting kidneys in it, you ****ing weirdo?
Steak and Kidney pie,the pie of kings. That €29 will be going to Paddy Power along with a few more quid for my golf bets,be posting bets at about 11.30!
1) How much cash do you have in your wallet/purse? - £20 in ten pound notes 2) Do you personally know anyone called Dean? - Yes 3) Have you ever visited Yeovil? - Yes, went to B&Q there once, can't remember why though. 4) Can you play any instruments? - Kazoo 5) Should a criminal's ghost be remanded in ghost prison? - be ghoulish not to (soz) 6) What's your favourite pie filling? - Meat and Potato 7) Would you tile my bathroom for £350 plus lunch? - floor or wall? 8) Have you ever tried heroin? - nope 9) Should Barrymore be allowed to bring back Strike It Lucky? - if broadcast from his swimming pool, yes. 10) Sum up this thread in one word. - ****e
1) How much cash do you have in your wallet/purse? £40/£8.32 2) Do you personally know anyone called Dean? No 3) Have you ever visited Yeovil? No 4) Can you play any instruments? Piano 5) Should a criminal's ghost be remanded in ghost prison? No, their souls go to hell 6) What's your favourite pie filling? Steak 7) Would you tile my bathroom for £350 plus lunch? Yes, then laff my head off at the **** I made of it 8) Have you ever tried heroin? No 9) Should Barrymore be allowed to bring back Strike It Lucky? Yes, ****e show deserves ****e like him for people who watch ****e shows like that 10) Sum up this thread in one word. Underwhelming
1) How much cash do you have in your wallet/purse £0 2) Do you personally know anyone called Dean? Yes 3) Have you ever visited Yeovil? Yes 4) Can you play any instruments? Piano and Guitar(badly) 5) Should a criminal's ghost be remanded in ghost prison? Yes for at least 5000 years 6) What's your favourite pie filling? Wife likes cream pie filling 7) Would you tile my bathroom for £350 plus lunch? I will do it for 50p, but it will be a crap job 8) Have you ever tried heroin? No, its a ****ta drug, see mon for details 9) Should Barrymore be allowed to bring back Strike It Lucky? Why not 10) Sum up this thread in one word. 20 pager minimum
piano!!! I am guessing there are a few notes your fingers can't reach? Thanks for monsplaining, buddy
After my accident I actually asked the consulting surgeon if I will be able to play the piano. No, he said sadly. That's ok, I couldn't before, says me. Don't think he found it as amusing as I did. #TrueStory
That is the oldest joke in the book, mate. Think the original was with a trumpet though, can't remember who did it, Tommy Cooper maybe?
quite possibly and to be fair, Moses went to school with Gambol so maybe that is where Gambal got his patter from.
Dunno. But I actually did it. Oh, the laffs we had when I was in Canniesburn getting my hand refitted. The major burns victims were the funniest.
How much cash do you have in your wallet/purse? £60 2) Do you personally know anyone called Dean? Yes 3) Have you ever visited Yeovil? No 4) Can you play any instruments? Guitar (poorly) 5) Should a criminal's ghost be remanded in ghost prison? No, they should do eternal community service in purgatory 6) What's your favourite pie filling? Chicken Tikka currently (M&S recent addition) 7) Would you tile my bathroom for £350 plus lunch? Yes (badly) 8) Have you ever tried heroin? No 9) Should Barrymore be allowed to bring back Strike It Lucky? Yes, but on ice. 10) Sum up this thread in one word. Squirrel
