Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Everton

Can Eric Dier wake up, please?

 

We ain't won at Everton since 2017 or 2018.
No way is that ending today.

 

Romeo and Dier

 

Looks like the first half was our good half

 

Have we forgotten how to pass the ball since the first half, somehow?

 

Is anyone actually still awake?

 

Feck me porros been shot

 

Brilliant tackling from Porro, then he's clotheslined.

 

Sacked a manager, left his assistant in charge to just do exactly what the manager was previously doing.

Someone make it make sense, please.

 

Doucoure off, hit Kane, not sure how strong the contact was.

 

Terrible pass by Kulusevski. Had all day to pick out Son.

Red for Doucoure, surely?

 

Two ****e teams, glad we are not in a relegation scrap.

 

It’s a red by the law of the game but I don’t like Kane theatrically going over like that.

 

Dyche isn't even complaining, so it's utterly uncontroversial. Mad reaction.
Nope, I was wrong, he's moaning his arse off!

 

Kames play acting is embarrassing
Definitely a red but the rolling around

 

Kane booked. For being pushed in the face...

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

We're fekked now, always crap against 10 men.

 

I’ve watched the incident twice over and I don’t understand what Kane did that warranted a reaction like that from Doucoure. Just utterly stupid and needless. Lost his head over a nothing incident and will potentially cost his team a game when they need to stave off relegation.

 

Kuluchevski's final ball has been woeful ... we look useless going forward