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Match Day Thread Best performance of the season - My thoughts on the Man United Game

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  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Absolutely sensational performance. We spanked them bitches from start to finish. Dominated.

    Now we have our whole squad fit, we look like we can compete. We still do need to strengthen in summer because it's clear from previous times we lack depth, but we're 3rd so cannot complain.

    We look a lot better with Isak leading the line, and the recent switch in our attacking 3 has made the world of difference.

    Ratings -

    Pope - 5 - Not much to do. Was a bit sloppy at times, almost gave possession away for what would have been an absolute clanger. He's made a few mistakes and is clearly lacking confidence on the ball. Mostly calm under pressure when needed.

    Trippier - 8 - Another assist, great pressure play.

    Schar - 8.5 - Tank. Unlucky not to score, best CB I've seen play for us in the last 15 years I'd say.

    Botman - 8

    Burn - 7 - Apart from some sloppy play going forward due to his limited attacking capabilities, good defending, flattened their wingers especially that bitch Antony. Good performance.

    Longstaff - 7 - Good

    Bruno - 8 - Great play leading up to the goal, good all round performance.

    Willock - 9.5 - MOTM. All over the pitch today. Good goal, great energy, great runs. Only not a 10 because he missed a sitter.

    ASM - 8.5 - Best game since the man city game. Great runs, created some great chances and assisted the goal, actually ****ing tracked back.

    Isak - 9 - Didn't score, but damn this guy is class. Superb touches, superb link up play, superb closing down of their players. Important in the build up for our first goal. What difference he makes.

    Murphy - 8

    Gordon - 6

    Wilson - 7 - Good goal.

    Anderson - n/a.
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Willock was immense, my MoTM as well.
     
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  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    You can tell the players you don’t rate.
    Longstaff good
    Murphy good
     
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  4. Darth Plagueis

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    Murphy was good, initially was gonna give him 7 but remembered he put in some good balls.

    Longstaff - Was good but cannot remember anything great that he did, he's just an engine with a decent pass on him.
     
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  5. JokeInEre

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    You forgot Joelinton tash.
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    N/a
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Magdad 9
    Zak 10
    Schlem 11 (sambucas)
    Fadge 10
    Poster boy 10
     
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  8. Darth Plagueis

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    If we beat spurs, I think it will be it for top 4
     
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  9. Consett Mag

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    If Carlsberg did Sundays ...

    Absolutely sensational.
     
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  10. GodAlmighty

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    It was me that bought all the sambuccas and your coke, now I’m thinking about it. What round did you actually buy? <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    5 sambucas, Trev’s pint, fadges pint, you and don and schlem said no thanks. You were ****ered though so understand if you forget. #plonkie
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    EA127A99-BE07-46BE-8648-04BA564FF3EA.jpeg

    Ten Haag -10

    #beelin’

    this would be a good avatar.
     
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  13. GodAlmighty

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    You’ll risk a ban <laugh>
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Wor flags 10000000000000”

     
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  15. Shearers Right Boot

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    That looks fantastic!
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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  17. Consett Mag

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    We've overtaken our final points total from last season. Magnificent work by everyone involved.
     
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  18. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Love the whole aesthetic of the club rn with the flags and stuff. Like it looks really cool.

    I have to say though, I ****ing hate Local Hero when we all walk out. I wish we used Jimmy Nails Big River. It's a proper good song, has a message about the area, has meaning and love.

    Local Hero is just a fella going mental on a sax.
     
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  19. Roland Deschain

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    Update it to Sam Fender.
     
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  20. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Will get a new club badge soon I reckon

    Then they can update some stuff
     
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