Someone just sent me this . . . . In days gone by this Alf Garnett type humour would be really funny, but it isn't now, is it
Went to an AA meeting When it was my turn I stood up and said I am celebrating 365 days sober It’s only taken me 8 years
As a postman, I read the most heart-wrenching letter from a little girl to the Easter Bunny saying that her mum and dad had no money and how she would never get an Easter Egg. Anyway. There was no money in that one so I sealed it and re-posted it.
Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken and Im wide awake. Not sure who f*cking won that fight.
I was sat on a packed bus when this woman said to me, "Excuse me, why don't you let this heavily pregnant woman laden with bags of shopping sit down." "Why the f*ck should I? " I replied, "I've paid my fare the same as her, besides, she can sit down when we get home."
