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Birthday Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Apr 19, 2022.

  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Mine's the 34th of June
     
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  2. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    We’re trying to attract new members, not scare off existing members!!!!!

    Vote 1 No clock!
     
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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    4th of July, eh?
    Put that one in the diarrhoea, Woops, l meant dairy, shizenhousen, l meant, diary!
     
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  4. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Closer than mine
     
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  5. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Hopefully we won't attract any Barnsley fans
    Not that we all aren't
     
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i am a ladies team Barnsie fan and communal bath temperature dipper, eh by ek it were great fun
     
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  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I have a team full of nuns who are fully conversant with the Reverends motivational tactics!

    No birthdays today!
     
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  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Eric Clapton, guitarist, 78 today.

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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    think he has constipation and has a Crapon not the clap
     
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  10. Wooperts_duck

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    Shame he has gone blind, where is the guide dog? Asking for a friend.
     
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  11. Didley Squat

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    Update - The master blaster hasn’t gone blind and is without bowl issues. I wish l could play half as good as EC.
     
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  12. Wooperts_duck

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    Post a video of you playing then Didley. Go on!
     
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  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    there is less bluff in poker innit mr squat<whistle>:confused:
     
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  14. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I already have a day job.
    There’s no bluff, just plenty of fluff.
     
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  15. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Not today either
     
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  16. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Birthday’s a no!
     
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  17. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    I lova de birthdaya parties
     
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  18. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Stop clowning around, Roger!
     
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  19. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    <wah><wah><wah>Didleys being nasty...and just after i went out and bought a paper pirate hat for parties
     
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  20. Didley Squat

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    Ok then, wear it to bed, Fred.
    No, its not my birthday today.
    Next.............
     
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