Oh my gaaaaaadddd he's smacked it off the quarterback from a big angled ball out wide. And the Martinique defence close the door...... Love it.
I went to the toilet and have come back to teams warming up on the same TV channel. Who am I watching?
It would appear it's the US Vrgin Islands versus Turks and Caicos. So I'll post a pic of Paige to liven things up....
I've seen roads in England in better condition than this pitch and that's saying something. More Rum required.