Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

My viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life

 

I joined a gym and asked the instructor
What machine should I use to get beautiful girls
He said
Use the ATM

 

I accidentally took my cats medicine last night
Don’t ask meow

 

Reading a horror book in braille
Something bad is going to happen
I can feel it

 

tell me about it

C/o Doc Roger erotic publications po box 24098

 

If maths is mathamaticle
And quiz’s are quizzical
What are tests

 

I just joined a dating site for arsonists
They sent me a lot of matches

 

Jack walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm, sat down next to this blonde at the bar, and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said "Do you think that he'll jump ?"
Jack says "I bet that he will." The blonde replied "Well I bet that he won't." Jack placed £30 on the bar and said, "You're on"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the lad did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her £30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair . . . . here's your money."
Jack replied "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew that he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think that he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.

 

Little John woke up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet.
On the way back to bed, he passed his parents room. When he looked in, he noticed the covers bouncing.
He called to his dad, "Hey Dad, what are you doing?"
The dad answered "Playing cards"
Little John asked, "Who's your partner?"
The dad answered, "Your mam".
Little John then passed by his older sister's room. Again, he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his sister, "Hey Sis, what are you doing?"
The sister answered, "Playing cards."
Little John asked, "Who's your partner?"
She answered, "My boyfriend, Paul."
A little later, the Dad got up to go to the toilet.
As he passed Little John's room, he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his son, "Hey son, what are you doing?"
Little John answered, "Playing cards."
The Dad asked, "Really . . . . who's your partner?"
Little John answered "You don't need a partner if you have a good hand!"

 

Surely that smashes the target by only 2,000
Where did they get the additional 30 from

 

Is that s designer blouse . . . . I can't quite make out the motif