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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    This one from Dave Allen is nearly five minutes long, but it's worth it :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my arse still hurts."
     
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    An old lady got on an elevator in a very lavish building,when a young woman gets on smelling of perfume.
    The woman turns to the old woman and arrogantly says
    "Romance by Ralph Lauren $150.00 an ounce!"

    Then another young woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly says
    "Chanel#5 $200.00 an ounce!"

    About 3 floors later,the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator,
    but before she leaves,she looks at both women in the eye,bends over Farts and says

    "Broccoli 49 cents a pound!"
     
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    If a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds...
     
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    what do you call a transgender whale.........................Maybe Dick
     
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    Ingenious :emoticon-0148-yes:
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    Joined a really secretive club . It’s the thesaurus club. I’d love to tell you all about it but they’ve told me I mustn’t discuss, talk about , converse , speak , chat , confer, deliberate or gossip about it
     
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    if you do will they punish you with a sorearse:emoticon-0100-smile:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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