My mate was trying to give me a right tale of how his dog retrieved a ball from a mile away . Sounds far fetched to me .
An inmate is lying in his cell when the door opens and in walks his new cohabitant, a 6'6 bruiser with muscles to match....'alright mate' says he rather pensively 'err how long you in for' .....'till I ejeculate normally ' he replied
I dreamed I was invisible and I married an invisible woman. - I'm not sure what we saw in each other. Our kids were nothing to look at either.
I'm applying for a job as a waiter . Friends are saying it's not much of a job, but hey, it'll put food on the table.
Well played, that man, for setting the bailiffs onto a company (Wizz Air) that thought that it was too big to pay him what he was due, after they ignored his request for a refund following their having cancelled his flight 3 hours before it was due to take off Dad Sends In Bailiffs To Get Airline Refund Bailiffs showed up at an airport demanding a refund for a family whose flights were cancelled. The collectors told the airline to cough up £4,500 or they would confiscate property, or even a plane. Russell Quirk, 55, took action after Wizz Air axed his family’s trip to Portugal three hours before take-off and he had to fork out for last-minute flights plus extras. The dad-of-four said that the airline ignored emails and court letters, so he sent bailiffs to Luton Airport. Russell, from Shenfield, Essex, said: “Their option was to hand over the money or bailiffs would take it in goods, whether that be in chairs, computers or an aircraft. Wizz Air paid.” The airline apologised and said that it was working on improving customer care.
