Women decides to spice up her sex life and buys a mini skirt and a pair of crotchless panties. The next evening she sits opposite her husband crossing and uncrossing her legs. After a few minutes he said ‘Are you warning crotchless panties?’ She smiled and said yes. Husband said ‘Thank God for that I thought you were sitting on the cat’. He never heard the gunshot.
My Auntie Marge has been ill for so long that we've changed her name to “I can’t believe she’s not better.”
I looked out of my window and saw a group of people gathering around a bloke who came off his motorbike, so I frantically rushed over. "Out of the way!" I shouted", as I pushed through the crowd. "Are you a doctor?" one woman screamed. "No" I replied, "The tw*t was delivering my pizza."
Wife has broken her leg & her hubby comes home after work. Hubby: Honey, how're you doing? Wife: Fine. Hey, do me a favour plz. Go upstairs & get me my slippers. My feet are freezing. Hubby goes upstairs & sees wife's 2 hot sisters lying on the bed. Hubby: Your sister sent me up to have s€x with you girls. Sisters: Prove it !! Hubby (Shouting): Hey honey, both of them? Wife (Shouting back): Of course! What's the point of fu**king one?
My mate was trying to give me a right tale of how his dog retrieved a ball from a mile away . Sounds far fetched to me .
A woman decides to spice up her sex life and buys a mini skirt and a pair of crotchless panties. The next evening she sits opposite her husband crossing and uncrossing her legs. After a few minutes he said ‘Are you warning crotchless panties ?’ She smiled and said yes. Husband said ‘Thank God for that . . . . I thought that you were sitting on the cat.’
An inmate is lying in his cell when the door opens and in walks his new cohabitant, a 6'6 bruiser with muscles to match....'alright mate' says he rather pensively 'err how long you in for' .....'till I ejeculate normally ' he replied
