I just had a near miss when I stepped off the pavement in front of an oncoming milk lorry. My life semi skimmed past my eyes !
Fecking women Jill and John got married. John thought that this would be a “marriage of the 21st century . . . . equal roles for equal partners" so the first morning back from their honeymoon he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn’t impressed with his culinary skills, though, and she looked disdainfully at the tray, barking “Poached . . . . I wanted scrambled !” Undaunted, the next morning John brought his true love a scrambled egg, but, again, Jill wasn’t having any of it. “Do you think that I don’t like variety ? I wanted poached this morning !” Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, “third time lucky” and brought her two eggs . . . . one scrambled and one poached. “Here you are, my love” Jill looks at the plate and says “You scrambled the wrong egg.”
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When the mechanic says "Don't worry . . . . I'll be checking the suspension to make sure that it works"
