Huge number of people seem to be drinking tea completely oblivious to the troubling colonial history and worse drinking it with climate change accelerant milk and worst of all having it with the lifeblood of slavery: sugar. So much work to be done to detoxify this country.
Dirty mind test whats hairy on the outside soft and wet on the inside begins with c and ends with t coconut
Prositute went to the Doctors, "Congratulations your pregnant, do you know who the father is?" Hooker replies, "If you ate a can of baked beans would you know which one made you fart?"
Be careful, there's a gangster going around town pulling up the back of peoples pants, "I think his name is Wedgie Kray."
My neighbours are having a competition to see who can hang out the washing fastest. So far it's level pegging
Due to freezing conditions in the UK, the men's British Naturist Society has seen the size of their members shrink dramatically.
I was checking out at tesco this morning when I noticed the man in front of me put one thing on the conveyer belt... A box of condoms. Not only did he notice me staring but decided to make super uncomfortable eye contact. So to lighten the mood I put my bottle of ketchup on and said "looks like we've both bought something to put on our sausages".....
