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  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    My wife's in hospital after eating a bacon sandwich.
    It was mine!
     
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  2. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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  4. Gordon Armstrong

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    My neighbours listen too great music
    Wether they want to or not
     
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  7. Gordon Armstrong

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    Miss gendered is at it again . . . .
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  8. Makemstine Roger

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    well just fek off then

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    Nicked from facey

    Loads of mags trying to take the p*ss about Sunderland fans been happy about going to Wembley for the checkatrade trophy, after years of struggles to stay in the top flight, then 2 relegations on the bounce people are just happy to be winning games again, the chance to hit London with 40000 Mackems for the weekend lighting up Trafalgar Square doesn’t come around that often and to see little kids with smiles on their faces following the lads is what football is all about.
    Also please note the following,
    We don’t do mock funerals
    We don’t have french days
    We don’t shout at shops
    We don”t punch horses
    We don’t call our daughters Rafa or Keegan
    We don’t think we the biggest club in the world
    We have fans not the “toon army” or “Geordie nation”
    We don’t **** over shirt numbers like the famous number 9
    We don’t go on holiday all inclusive to Benidorm and wear the same top for the full 7 days
    We don’t get married in noooocasle tops
    So stick your Greggs pasties where the sun don’t shine you dirty black and white b*stards FTM
     
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    Worth more than a like
     
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    My neighbours are having a competition to see who can hang out the washing the fastest.

    So far it's level pegging.
     
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    Frank always looked on the bright side, constantly irritating his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply "It could have been worse."
    To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it.

    On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Frank, did you hear about Tom ? . . . . he came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself !"

    "That's awful," said Frank, "but it could have been worse."

    "How the hell," asked his bewildered friend, "could it have been worse ?"

    "Well," replied Frank, "if it had happened the night before, I'd be dead now !"
     
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