Rottingham 2 Hoops 0 Saints 0 Foxes 1 Florist 1 Toffees 0 Klippity Klopp 2 Manure 2 Bus stop ****ers 1 Tarquin 1 Wet Bum 2 Pie Eaters 0
Rotherham 1 QPR 1 Southampton 2 Leicester 0 Forest 1 Everton 3 Liverpool 2 Man Utd 2 Brentford 1 Fulham 1 West Brom 3 Wigan 0
Rotherham 1 QPR 2 Southampton 1 Leicester 2 Forest 2 Everton 1 Liverpool 1 Man Utd 2 Brentford 2 Fulham 1 West Brom 1 Wigan 1
It comes to something when a point at Rotherham is seen as positive.... 1-1 1-2 2-1 1-1 2-2 1-0 Up the R's
Rotherham 1-1 QPR Southampton 1-1 Leicester Forest 1-1 Everton Liverpool 1-2 Man Utd Brentford 2-2 Fulham West Brom 2-0 Wigan
Rotherham 1 QPR 2 Southampton 0 Leicester 1 Forest 2 Everton 0 Liverpool 2 Man Utd 2 Brentford 3 Fulham 2 West Brom 1 Wigan 0
Them 1 Us 2 Southampton 1 Leicester 2 Forest 1 Everton 2 Liverpool 1 Man Utd 3 Brentford 2 Fulham 2 West Brom 3 Wigan 1
Rotherham 0 - 2 QPR (I know, I know ) Southampton 0 - 2 Leicester Forest 1 - 1 Everton Liverpool 1 - 2 Man Utd Brentford 1 - 2 Fulham West Brom 1 - 0 Wigan
Rotherham 1-2 QPR (got a good feeling!) Southampton 0-1 Leicester Nottingham Forest 2-0 Everton Liverpool 0-2 Man Utd Brentford 1-1 Fulham West Bromwich 2-0 Wigan
Rotherham 1 QPR 1 Southampton 1 Leicester 2 Forest 2 Everton 1 Liverpool 2 Man Utd 2 Brentford 2 Fulham 1 West Brom 2 Wigan 2
Go get the jab Wheresy! Apparently you've caught the Deadly Didley Virus (DDV). This affects your retinal ganglion cells, causing optic neuropathy of the foveal region, which may kill off your chances of winning the coveted Prediction League (the second most prized trophy in the Championship, just below averting relegation to League 1). Heads up, you might win both ... or, alas, more likely, ... just the Prediction League
Of course you are interesting Wherever. Who else has a name and an avatar that sound and look like you're looking towards the "light at the end of the tunnel" and your long passed grandma is waiting for you in angelic white? But, lurking in the shadows, either side of dear ol' gran, are two dark figures, who cause you reticence to approach her. In your mind you want to reach out to granny. To once again drink in her soft yet musty Lily of the Valley bouquet, with just a hint of Cacharel. But the demons that may be lurking are deadening your want to proceed into the unknown. And so you remain in limbo, wanting, yet fearing. All the while gran is steadfast in her posture, beckoning without any arms, without any mouth and looking straight at you, seductively, without any eyes. Hence you remain, ...Wherever.
You must seek before you can find. Think before you can learn. And make sure you have a good thesaurus handy. Ooh. I have tooo much time on my hands!
