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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    I have some racing geese for sale.

    Let me know if you want a quick gander.
     
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    Why did the chicken click the PowerPoint presentation ?

    To get to the other slide.
     
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    What starts with W and ends with t
     
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    What?
     
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    Want wait wilt
     
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    Johnny was in class and the teacher asked who can use the word intelligent in a sentence
    Mary says the teacher is very intelligent
    Very good Mary
    She then says
    Can anyone use the word dictates
    Johnny said
    I heard my Daddy ask my Mommy
    How does my dictaste
     
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    Oh dear
    If you have to explain
     
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    Wa*k
    Oops
    Sorry must stop writing out aloud:emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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    Arse
     
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    Do you know why I've stopped you? asked the policeman.
    So it wouldn't be so windy when we talked...
     
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    Took me 3seconds
     
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    A turtle was crossing the road when he got mugged by 2 snails
    The police arrived and asked what happened
    He said I don’t know
    It happened so fast
     
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    My girlfriend promised me anal sex if you laugh
    Please don’t laugh
    Its huge
     
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    Who gave this advice :emoticon-0136-giggl
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