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Match Day Thread Crystal Palace v Liverpool

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by johnsonsbaby, Feb 22, 2023.

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If you had four nipples, would you want them in a line or in a square?

  1. Line

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  2. Square

    2 vote(s)
    18.2%
  3. Randomly Placed over my chest

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    36.4%
  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    for **** sake.

    fabinho.

    the answer when we need a goal

    what the actual ****
     
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  2. Tiresias

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    Henderson is going back to Horrenderson, he's done,good captain in his day but he's now a liability.
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    palace are clear relegation candidates I'm my book.

    they are absolutely ****e.
     
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  4. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Every players first thought is a pass backwards. No one is spinning and trying to break the lines. So frustrating to watch
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    salah wins ball in space. no.pressure.

    doesn't turn. passes to milner.

    milner promptly passes back to cbs.

    we go from small chance to run at them to back to keeper in 3 seconds.

    absolutely zero intent tonight.
     
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  6. Milk..

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    I don't know what it is, but Andersen strikes me as a bit of a ****. I'm not that surprised that Darwin headbutted him.
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    there'd be a punch up at full time if I was in that dressing room.

    ****ing cowardly display all night.

    the the words of the juggernaut I'd shove milner so far up Henderson that he could breathe through his nipples then shove both up salah
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    sorry but this is simply not good enough.

    5 or 6 players surrpund ref after thier player flops. wanting the red.
     
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  9. Milk..

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    Gak Polease score when you have such a perfect opportunity!
     
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  10. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Anyone able to show me difference between that one and the one on nketiah v Man City few weeks back?

    players shoot. Keeper makes contact after ball is gone.

    one is a pen. One isn’t a pen
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    ah for **** sake.

    that has to be scored.

    terrible ball by salah. 0/10 for him tonight.

    gakpo **** effort.
     
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  12. Darwinism

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    Have we ever had a worse finisher than Gakpo? Yet another golden chance missed.
     
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  13. Tiresias

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    All I've got is schadenfreude,Blue ****e lost.
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    come on klopp wtf are you at.
     
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  15. Tiresias

    Tiresias Well-Known Member

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    Yes
     
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  16. Zanjinho

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    Bajcetic coming on. Fabinho going off again? <laugh>
     
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  17. nabzy2005

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    Need to give carvalho a chance take hendo off bring him on
     
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  18. Milk..

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    Let me tell you about a man named Voronin...
     
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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    **** me.

    like..... now defending the point?

    klopp you've lost your.mind at this point.
     
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  20. Milk..

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    85 minutes gone... this is when we'd start playing like crazy under Rafa and score our winning goal...
     
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