Match Day Thread Sacrifices for Real madrid

Apparently, like so many other religious icons, I have undergone some strange transfiguration.

 

It's weird, every sacrifice people have claim someone was winning when it was Jimmy Every time

 

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You just love Jimmy so much you will turn everyone into him.

 

Is that like Transgendering?

 

I was hoping I could dub you Saint saintKlopp, but you've proven no Saint. The Gods have judged you as an unworthy sacrifice. In fact, you now deserve to be known as heriticKlopp, or at best laymanKlopp. You are a false saint and a sinner.

 

Wasn't me. Look at the poll - I was possessed by the demon Squarefoot.
If it had been me we'd have won.

 

You're believing the truth of the false god, Zanjinho who hopes to spread deception by changing poll results.

 

Worked in the other attempts, not my fault you guys always vote for the wrong person

 

Think I'm voting for Jimmy for real next time after he admitted it being his fault we lost on the match thread...

 

there won't be a next time.

sacrifices are proven not to work at all.

2-5.

 

They do work for league games.

 

Different gods?

 

Must be. The Premier League gods appreciates blood. No idea what the Champions League gods appreciate.

 

Filthy lucre

 

nope. it's not worked so move on to the next random craziness

 

If everyone sends me a tenner I'll make sure the CL gods get it .