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    used to use it in presentations to highliight communication - I'd get kicked out now!
     
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    A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth & a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
    He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job, I don't like taking advantage of the System, getting something for nothing."
    The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2018 Mercedes-Benz CL & he will supply all of your clothes."
    "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward but you will also have to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her 20's and has a strong sex drive.
    The guy, wide-eyed, said,"You're bul*lshi*ttin' me???"
    The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it."...
     
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    Where the hell did that come from? Brilliant <laugh>
     
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    I woke up in the night to a strange sound. Thought it was my wife fingering herself, got a hard on, considered getting involved, but realised it was the cat cleaning its arsehole.
     
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    That’s put me right off my pancakes.
     
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