I had a ten team accumulator last weekend. The first nine came in, and my non-league team was the tenth. I was watching the game, phone in hand, as we scored in the 75th minute to make it one nil. I looked down at my phone, the "Cash Out" button staring back at me. I agonised over the decision for a good two minutes... Should I take a guaranteed smaller win, or hold out for the big money? Eventually, I went to press the "Cash Out" button, but it was too late. Their centre forward noticed I wasn't concentrating, and chipped me from 40 yards.
I got my fathers double chin, receding hairline and big stick out ears.... ...It was the strangest will reading I've ever attended.
