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If Klopp got run over by a bus

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  1. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    Who would you want to take over? Pep Lijnders? Milner as player-manager extrordinaire (to annoy Jimmy)? Or someone else? Anyone take Gerrard still?


    Personally, since Pep is often considered the brain behind Klopp he would have to be the natural choice.
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    no and no.

    the club would.have to go outside and then sack all klopps coaches and bring in some coach from Germany or wherever.
     
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  3. Zanjinho

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    I'd just prefer you not to get the bus keys...
     
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  4. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    I've only ran over five people this year, be fair.
     
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  5. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Can he just manage from the hospital bed?
     
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  6. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    If he survives, sure. Klopp on morphine would be unstoppable.
     
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  7. Tiresias

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    Not a detailed enough title, pretty sure if the bus ran over his leg he'd still be able to manage the team.What are the extent of his injuries ? <whistle>
     
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  8. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    Broken back. Mental trauma, he now thinks he's a chicken. Four broken limbs... And testicular torsion.
     
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  9. InBiscanWeTrust

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    So less issues than Ole
     
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  10. saintanton

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    The bus should take over.
     
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    To avoid running JK over yeah? :bandit:
     
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  12. Milk..

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    Is that like pirate rules. You kill the captain, you are the captain.

    You kill the manager you become the manager?
     
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