I am indeed positive that there is only one Nathan Jones! And it's a positive that there is only one Nathan Jones! Positivity!
I don't want to appear pedantic but are other Nathan Joneses, e.g. Nathan Jones Australian actor, power lifter and professional wrestler best known for his WWE appearances. However there's only one NJ Premier League football manager at Southampton FC, one to many some might say (and do).
This has made me think: How many people do we see/pass by, without realising that they are also posters on this board? Apart from the meet up in the pub, as posted a long(ish) time ago, we are all probably incognito. So the next time you see some doddery old fool get in your way on the way to their seat in the ground, it might be me!
And to be really positive, if Man City get automatic relegation, we may only need to finish 18th to avoid relegation
If 2 negatives make a positive, it follows that, because we have so many negative posters, this forum is overwhelmingly positive.
It requires two Happy Clappers to defeat a Bed Wetter. But if three Bed Wetters combine their powers, then that causes a Full-On Melt Down. That doubles their effectiveness, so it takes at least a dozen Happy Clappers to equal them.
I can't believe that i just actually spent 3-4 minutes of my life trying to work out if the maths there was correct.
A win. A JWP free kick, only 1 more to equal Beckham. A clean sheet. A new manager bounce. Selles 2 games unbeaten. The double over Chelsea!