1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Good news thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Tiresias, May 21, 2022.

  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2011
    Messages:
    122,896
    Likes Received:
    29,684
    please insert in all match threads where matip is playing.
     
    #381
    organic red likes this.
  2. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2021
    Messages:
    11,276
    Likes Received:
    8,460


    Not used to seeing a beaver doing the eating.


    So a few Beaver facts:
    It's the sound of running water that makes beavers want to build dams. If there is no water but you play running water sounds over a stereo they start to build a dam.

    1980's and earlier, most fake vanilla flavouring used was extracted from a gland near the Beaver's anus.

    Kangaroos have three vaginas, well, the female ones do anyway.
     
    #382
    organic red likes this.
  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2011
    Messages:
    122,896
    Likes Received:
    29,684
    some beaver facts.

    queue seaway to kangaroo vaginas.
     
    #383
    Milk.. likes this.
  4. Tiresias

    Tiresias Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2017
    Messages:
    3,050
    Likes Received:
    2,053
  5. saintanton

    saintanton Old

    Joined:
    May 31, 2011
    Messages:
    39,825
    Likes Received:
    27,906
    I ran this one past Google Translate and now there's smoke coming out of my laptop.
     
    #385
  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2011
    Messages:
    122,896
    Likes Received:
    29,684
    you didn't use the quantum computer or deep blue then?

    rookie error
     
    #386
    Diego and saintanton like this.

  7. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2021
    Messages:
    11,276
    Likes Received:
    8,460
    I know winter isn't really over yet, but it's been beautiful here the last week or so, 20C weather, not too humid... Happy and enjoying the nice springlike weather. <ok>. Might try dusting the kayak off this weekend.
     
    #387
  8. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 22, 2012
    Messages:
    16,931
    Likes Received:
    12,214
    Is that a euphemism?
     
    #388
  9. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2021
    Messages:
    11,276
    Likes Received:
    8,460

    Let's just say, I have a 14 foot long one that's been worn away at the stern from being launched so many times.
     
    #389
  10. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 22, 2012
    Messages:
    16,931
    Likes Received:
    12,214
    Oooooh errrrr, Mrs
     
    #390
    Milk.. and organic red like this.
  11. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2014
    Messages:
    47,744
    Likes Received:
    29,732
    Does it instantly leak on contact with damp surfaces?
     
    #391
  12. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2021
    Messages:
    11,276
    Likes Received:
    8,460

    Instantly? No, but I can't use it without getting it wet.
     
    #392
  13. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2021
    Messages:
    11,276
    Likes Received:
    8,460
    Bad news: garbage disposal died.
    Good news: ordered new one and Amazon sent me the wrong one. They sent me a whisper quiet one that costs over $100 more than what I ordered.

    I thought it looked different when installing and didn't remember the one I ordered being 1hp.

    Confirmed after installation that it was a much more expensive one than what I paid for. Oh well, it's installed now, can't send it back... I guess I'm stuck with the rolls Royce of garbage disposals.




    Other good news. I now have the power to dispose of bones in my sink if I ever need to get rid of a body.
     
    #393
    Zanjinho and Jeremy Hillary Boob like this.
  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2011
    Messages:
    122,896
    Likes Received:
    29,684
    never the best plan.

    you've seen csi. there's residuals.

    keep pigs.
     
    #394
    Milk.. likes this.
  15. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2014
    Messages:
    47,744
    Likes Received:
    29,732
  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2011
    Messages:
    122,896
    Likes Received:
    29,684
    hardly the largest donation ever.

    perhaps some of these super league clubs might offer these type of clubs a home friendly in preseason.

    we flew in a bunch of no hopers to play us at Deepdale.
     
    #396
  17. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2011
    Messages:
    22,437
    Likes Received:
    12,063
    My little granddaughter has learnt to ride her bike; grandson accepted into first choice senior school for next year and littlest granddaughter managed to see out whole of ballet class before deciding she doesn't like it and will switch to rock climbing instead.
     
    #397
  18. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2014
    Messages:
    47,744
    Likes Received:
    29,732
    My youngest learnt to ride his bike a few weeks ago. A few days later, he wanted me to take him on a bike ride... he smashed 4.5 miles!
     
    #398
  19. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2011
    Messages:
    22,437
    Likes Received:
    12,063
    Well done to the little fella. <applause>
     
    #399
    Zanjinho likes this.
  20. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 3, 2015
    Messages:
    32,159
    Likes Received:
    28,657
    pity you tapped out after 3 :bandit:
     
    #400
    johnsonsbaby and Zanjinho like this.

Share This Page