A Romanian, an Arab and a Yorkshire lass are in the same bar in Leeds. > When the Romanian finishes his beer, he throws his glass into the air, pulls > out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He then says "In Romania, our > glass is so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice". > The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his non-alcoholic beer, throws > his glass in the air, pulls out his AK47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He > shouts out, "In the Arab world, we have so much sand to make glass, we also don't have to drink > with the same glass twice!" > The Yorkshire lass, cool as a cucumber, downs her pint of Tetley's in one > go, throws her glass into the air, whips out her shotgun and shoots the > Romanian and the Arab. > Catching her glass and setting it on the bar and calling for a refill says, > "In Yorkshire we 'ave so many bloody illegal immigrants, we don't 'ave to > drink wi' same ones twice!"
My mate somehow got a vacuum cleaner hose stuck up his arse. When I phoned the hospital to see how he was doing, they told me he was picking up nicely.
