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  1. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    “Over there is Bedders, doesn’t matter wherever he kicks the ball ……it ends up in our net”
     
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  2. SaintMarv

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    No it's Brendan Rodgers.
     
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  3. Onionman

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    Nathan, **** off over there. Then **** off further. Keep ****ing off in that direction until you find yourself back here again so I can tell you to **** off again.
     
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  4. Le Tissier's Laces

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    "That's where you're meant to draw the offside line, Mason ffs".
     
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  5. tomw24

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    Actually, that should be Brooks. Mason didn't bother drawing a line at all.
     
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  6. saintrichie123

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    “Over there is where the US military shot down 3 unknown objects, we think 2 of them are the balls Shane Long lost whilst shooting “
     
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  7. thereisonlyoneno7

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    *Che Adams
     
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  8. saintrichie123

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    I said Shane as some of the shots still haven’t come down yet <laugh>
     
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    If you squint and keep looking over there, all the way over the horizon, you can juuuust about see the Championship waiting for us”
     
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  10. The 83rd Minute

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    Look everyone, I was doing some plumbing yesterday and I got this olive stuck on me finger.
     
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  11. thereisonlyoneno7

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    Is that a true story 83rdminute?
     
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  12. The 83rd Minute

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    It’s all in my Autobiography one7, which I was writing into the wee small hours and fell asleep face down on the page.
    When I woke up the ink had fused the pages onto my skin and I couldn't get them off.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  13. Lambertissier

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    One more ****ing cheese pun and you’re playing in the B-Team on Friday!!
     
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  14. Schrodinger's Cat

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    "Oi! Theo! **** off back to the dressing room, I've heard you're good in there"
     
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  15. tomw24

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    "Anyone who says "soccer" can **** off over there."
     
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  16. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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    ‘Quick, he’s coming back! Get him!’
     
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  17. Schrodinger's Cat

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    "you know the film I mean. The one where Donald Sutherland does this"

    invasion-of-the-body-1978-700x380.jpeg
     
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    Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!

    A bit of retro fun for Guybrush fans…
     
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