Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

C'mon you intergalactic bastards - now is the time

 

Salah goal within the first 5 minutes.

 

Sky must be desperate to show this mid table versus bottom of the table bollox on MNF

 

Salah with a Kane esque free kick

 

Nunez v Coleman and 96 year old Coleman won

 

Make sure he has his paracetamol, don't want him having a heart attack.

Should be a good final, enjoy bro

 

15 minutes in and Liverpool haven't been awarded a penalty

Are the cashpoints out of order

 

They'd need jobs to require cashpoints man

 

For the club to fill up brown paper bags silly

 

Everton have been gash. Keep giving away the ball. They've allowed Liverpool to grow in confidence.

 

Are Marine FC playing in Red or Blue tonight

 

Well this is boring!

 

I know Liverpool have had a ****ter of a season for them but Everton are just ****ing really ****ing bad.

 

That's why this derby is the most one-sided in any league. No matter how bad Livpl are they are guaranteed points every season from both fixtures.

 

lol as soon as that hit the post for Everton, I knew Livpl would score immediately after ha!

 

oh well, no sucky ragging, shame.

 

Everton hit the post and Liverpooll score from the rebound

Everton look doomed now

 

****ing Pickford

 

Excellent let's hope its a rout

 

Fook it I'm off to play my guitar.