This is a place to reminisce about all the good things that happened during his tenure. Now that we're done reminiscing about all the good things that didn't happen during his tenure, this is a place to get some last kicks in.
We were led by the best manager in Europe, the fittest person on the planet, and the first person to settle Mars. That merits memorialization.
You have to admire Nathan’s ability to always say whatever the hell he wanted to say, rather than what the circumstances in that moment required him to say.
Apparently at the end of yesterdays match they asked over the PA system “Anyone who thinks we should stick with Jones, raise your hands” Of all the fans left in the stadium, only eleven hands went up. “It doesn’t look great” said Martin Semmens to Rasmus Andersen. Nathan Jones then butted in. “With the greatest of respect, I’d like a recount. And I’m not letting anyone influence it this time, I’ll do the counting myself following my own philosophies. Statistically I’m one of the best in Europe at counting” So the question is asked again, and this time Nathan Jones counts ten hands up. “You’re right” said Jones. “I always worry when it goes from 11 to 10, it makes it difficult for me in terms of stuff”
