Advice please! What’s the best number of roses to give the wife on valentines? 6,12,24 or the whole tin?
Not many people believed in my ability. But after the loss of 14 pounds in 5 weeks I have done it. Fixed the hole in my f*cking pocket.
As I lay in bed I was gently nodding off when I felt a warm hand slip inside my boxer shorts and gently start to caress my balls. It was very nice, but I wasn't in the mood. "Not tonight" I said "I'm tired." "It f*cking doesn't quite work like that in here" said my cellmate.
Just had a post deleted off here as it was deemed in bad taste. If I offended anyone then please accept my apologies.
No need to mate, I'm pleased it was deleted. A few complaints were passed to the MODs and there were a few posts on here (apparently) complaining. I never saw those although I was tagged. I was going to ask for it to be deleted anyway but I was on a dog walk. No hassle from me that it was deleted so let's put it to bed.
I thought it was in bad humour mate, I posted it wasn't good or funny but I never reported it. Fair play for your apology