Ryanair plan to make porn available on flights I'm all for making porn more readily available, but what happens if you end up sitting next to Ian Beale?
if this comes in, expect a public masturbation legislation to be approved. People with the usenames containing 'mackems' will be dancing with joy.
O'Leary gets off on publicity, don't forget he charges punters to take a piss on flights. Also, he looked very seriously into doing away with seats and making all his planes standing only where he could squeeze another 100+ paying passengers on board, this was unsurprisingly rejected on a million safety grounds. The guy's just a greedy **** who believes that all the time people are talking about his airline the publicity campaign is working.
Why don't people simply take a piss in the aisles then? I guarantee it won't take too many before this policy is changed.
What about BJs under a blanket from the stewardesses, Mr. O'Leary? He seems determined to screw every possible penny from punters while he has them captive.
Didn't that French actor get nicked for doing that the other week ? I guess one or two over protective parents might worry about their 6 month old babies crawling through a sea of piss, just about 10 mins after finishing a marathon 3 hour scream up.....
ahh i just posted a topic on this is and youve quoted the sun too !! lool ryanair is one out of this world airline !! theyve done some stupid things in their time! this still doesn't beat standing up on flight lol (is that even safe ??) they should start showing football instead !!
So long as I get to watch whilst the ladies **** themselves off I can't really see the problem to be honest. It's perfectly natural.
Quite. Nothing wrong with a bit of mutual masturbation on a long flight. It's the polite thing to do.
